By lunch, however, the shoelace market took a tumble due to a sudden global trend toward velcro. His screen flashed red. In the old days, Arthur would have sold everything and bought a gallon of comfort ice cream. Instead, he flipped to the section on .
Arthur decided to dance. He held his position, set his technical indicators as the book suggested, and resisted the urge to refresh his browser every twelve seconds. By the end of the month, the velcro fad faded—turns out, people missed the dignity of a well-tied knot—and Arthur’s eco-laces rebounded. Trading For Dummies, Second Edition (For Dummie...
Determined to succeed, he bought a copy of . He didn't mind the title; in fact, he found it refreshingly honest. By lunch, however, the shoelace market took a
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