Old Tom - [s14e18] The New Adventures Of

References Katie Couric’s live on-air colonoscopy and the Kay Jewelers slogan ("Every kiss begins with Kay").

To impress a woman, Brian pretends to be a wealthy millionaire.

Information on featuring Tom Tucker's career struggles [S14E18] The New Adventures of Old Tom

A parody of the sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine .

Peter gets left behind at the mall overnight and is interviewed the next day by Dallas Portland , a handsome and trendy new news reporter. References Katie Couric’s live on-air colonoscopy and the

The plan backfires spectacularly when Tom tries to give himself a face tattoo during a live broadcast, leading to his firing—though he eventually regains his job after a high-ratings stunt on a rooftop. Subplot: Brian and Chris's Jewelry Scheme

Chris accidentally swallows a diamond ring on a dare. Peter gets left behind at the mall overnight

Features parodies of Paul Blart: Mall Cop , Silence of the Lambs , and Speed .