[s13e18] Patrick The Mailman -

As the mob closed in, Patrick did the only thing a true professional would do: he climbed into a nearby mailbox, labeled himself "Return to Sender," and waited for the afternoon pickup. He might not have been the best mailman, but he was certainly the most delivered.

"Star!" Sheldon barked. "You’re not a licensed carrier! You’ve sent the Mayor’s tax returns to a jellyfish field and delivered a box of live sea-urchins to the local retirement home!" [S13E18] Patrick The Mailman

"Always lick the stamps," Patrick said, sticking out a tongue that was now permanently stained a neon, adhesive blue. As the mob closed in, Patrick did the

Patrick looked at his empty bag, then at the chaos behind him. A mob of citizens was approaching, clutching incorrectly delivered bills and soaked postcards. "You’re not a licensed carrier