Melts | Quick, Before It
Despite some "amusing gags" and "bright playing" from its cast, Quick, Before It Melts is widely considered a "contrived, generic '60s sex comedy". For most, the most memorable part of the film is a real-life penguin used as a carrier pigeon.
Reviewers frequently point out the oddity of such an "acclaimed" team—director Delbert Mann ( Marty ) and screenwriter Dale Wasserman ( Man of La Mancha )—working on such "drivel". Quick, Before It Melts
The story follows Oliver Cannon (), a mild-mannered magazine reporter sent by his demanding boss and father-in-law to cover a naval expedition in Antarctica. Accompanied by Peter Santelli ( George Maharis ), a suave photographer, Oliver’s mission quickly devolves from finding a "scoop" to creating one. Bored by the desolate landscape, the duo arranges to have two beautiful women they met in New Zealand flown in, leading to a series of predictable, broadly written comical scenarios. Critical Reception Despite some "amusing gags" and "bright playing" from